
I admit,
I
am not always first to get the joke, and I didn't think after so many years of marriage, I could still get embarrassed in front of my husband.
But then it happened. I was running late one afternoon and as I was passing this little shop by the side of the road- I noticed a antiques sign in the window.
I quickly decided that I was already 15 minutes late, would five more make
that big of a difference? Not wanting to admit I was shopping, I ignored my cell phone ringing in my purse and dashed inside. I raced down the aisles separated by raw shelving hoping to find something to make being late worth it. And then, there they were. Right at eye level. Chippy little pepper and salt shakers monogrammed with
my initials. I stood in disbelief wondering about the person, who had my
exact initials, monogrammed on these little wonders. Was it a wedding gift? Did it match their set of China? I carefully reached up to check the price. $18.00. OK, they had
my initials- but were they $18.00 cute? All at once I decided no, but they were personalized for
me. I made my purchased and hurried home, all the while picturing my husbands amazement as I showed him my find.
I rushed into the house and ceremoniously unwrapped my treasure.I told him my story before slowly revealing the pepper and salt shakers. As I carefully set them on the microwave- He paused, looked at me and said......"You're serious?" In that moment I realized I there was no way to play it off. This story would go down in family history. Told over and over again at each reunion, birthday and shower.
I am Legend.
Signed, P.S.
(In my defense, you thought so to...right? Who displays pepper and salt shakers? Proper form is
SALT and PEPPER shakers!
P.S. photo is
not the actual shakers) Go ahead call me crazy..or could it be this menopause thing?